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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
NEW YORK YANKEES 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 7 1
PITTSBURGH PIRATES 0 0 1 0 1 0 2 0 X 4 10 0

See, now that's a good baseball game. A little long ball, a little small ball, a hated (if mostly one-sided) rivalry, and a hot crowd. And the home team wins (for a change).

Also, do you know how difficult it is to come up with Madonna-related taunts to direct at A-Rod? I mean, you can only encourage him to "Express Himself" or refer to a strikeout as a "Shanghai Surprise" so many times. And there aren't many baseball-related jokes you can make out of "Like A Virgin" or "Open Your Heart" or "La Isla Bonita."

Also, it has come to my attention that I've been spending too much time sitting on my duff reading. This will simply not do. I firmly resolve to spend more time this week sitting on my duff blogging instead.

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