Squick 2: The Squickening
Oh dear lord.
Sorry, Sandy, the "Hello, boys" pose and the phrase "the newest in near-human dolls" are not doing anything to disabuse me of my previous notions. And the lipstick and plucked eyebrows are pushing this into Toddlers and Tiaras territory.
Also, apparently her wonderskin is no longer rubber but "just like a real baby's." I would ask how Novelty Mart got such a large supply of baby skin but I don't really want to know the answer.